I like the scientist lady. But I’m weird. And though I did say her smile was obnoxious in the last page, that was from the point of view of anybody in a tank who might feel less than joyous at their current predicament. I like scientist ladies smile in this page though, and would probably not mind it if I was the one in the tank either.
Wait here! Eldritch abominations will be here shortly to slice your soul into an orderly, if suffering, pile of several spare parts which will go insane from waiting a billion year to be needed — or discarded from no longer being fresh. Nothing to worry about!! Lloigor Industries would like to thank you for your generous donation to ensure humanity’s enslavement instead of demise. Have a nice day! (^.^)
I’ve gotten worse news. Namely a call center saying “you got the job!”
It’s worse news because it sounds exactly like good news. At least Eldritch horrors tend to be honestly evil.
Where “job” means “you’re going to outlast humanity, but not in your current form”, and you’re going to be oh so very useful to your bosses in the future?
Call center: you will not outlast humanity, but suffer the mad delusions of millions while your physical self atrophies, and still be told that you are not performing well enough to stem the tide of madness.
So…. is the person floating there the person I *think* is floating there?
(Also, hello! I have returned!)
Hello! I’m glad you’re back.
It does look like someone we’ve seen before, but with hair and no sigil on her forehead.
Urgh.. remember her being more scalped at the start of the misadventures in the sanitarium….
I like the scientist lady. But I’m weird. And though I did say her smile was obnoxious in the last page, that was from the point of view of anybody in a tank who might feel less than joyous at their current predicament. I like scientist ladies smile in this page though, and would probably not mind it if I was the one in the tank either.
I like her too. Worst case, she’s overenthusiastic.
Wait here! Eldritch abominations will be here shortly to slice your soul into an orderly, if suffering, pile of several spare parts which will go insane from waiting a billion year to be needed — or discarded from no longer being fresh. Nothing to worry about!! Lloigor Industries would like to thank you for your generous donation to ensure humanity’s enslavement instead of demise. Have a nice day! (^.^)
I’ve gotten worse news. Namely a call center saying “you got the job!”
It’s worse news because it sounds exactly like good news. At least Eldritch horrors tend to be honestly evil.
Where “job” means “you’re going to outlast humanity, but not in your current form”, and you’re going to be oh so very useful to your bosses in the future?
To name a similar webcomic. _Ow, my sanity_
Call center: you will not outlast humanity, but suffer the mad delusions of millions while your physical self atrophies, and still be told that you are not performing well enough to stem the tide of madness.
I will never go back there if I can help it.